Who I am:
A role fulfilled since ancient times. Keeper of knowledge. Carrier of wisdom. Caring for the community while living on its margins. The one you go to when you need to know the answers others lack. Wise Woman. Cunning One. The Witch in the Woods. Some point along the line, we became advisors to kings and nobles, and gained the title of Sage. In all cases, a person with a depth and breadth of knowledge and understanding which becomes our bread and butter.
This is my role. I am here to help us remember. Remember there is hope. Remember we are not alone. Remember who we are. Remember who we can be.
Astrology is the vehicle, the system of understanding and providing wisdom. In the course of a reading, the stars speak and I listen. To them, and to you.
Career readings. Love readings. Readings on self-fulfillment and self-understanding. Reading the timing of when to begin new ventures. The role is to provide advice that is pragmatic, practical, and relevant. But always delivered with the humor it takes to help the medicine go down - I can’t call myself a wise woman if I take myself too seriously, can I?
I am here to help us open up, and recognize what we already know. To help validate what you never thought could be accepted (“I’m finally pursuing my lifelong dream of becoming a camgirl thanks to you!”), and shake free the blockages between you and your goals. I am here to help us connect - within ourselves, with our communities, and with something greater.
My approach to this work emphasizes the empowerment of the marginalized and those who aid us, with an emphasis on those whose marginalizations render us least acceptable to polite society. My offerings are sex worker-affirming, mad-affirming, affirming to the formerly incarcerated, affirming to us all. If you believe in this like I do, we’ll get along just fine.
Offerings
Note: Patreon subscribers get discounts on offerings and other benefits.
Schedule
Natal Chart Reading
The birth chart is a symbolic map of who you are, where you've been, and what potential futures lie ahead. As we look at it together and discuss your life, patterns emerge, and by understanding these patterns new paths can be drawn on that map, better choices can be made at the crossroads. Questions of career, of love, of identity, of purpose, of how to get unstuck. These are the questions we can answer through conversation, technical chart analysis, and resourcing.
This is a general purpose astrology chart reading, but can focus on any specific topic you’d prefer - just include a note in your booking message.
Please note that you need an exact birthtime (to the minute) for this reading; if that information is not available to you, please book a Rectification session first.
$175 for 60 minutes or $225 for 90 minutes
Rectification Reading
Rectification is the art and science of using astrology to reverse-engineer the time of birth for those who lack access to it or have doubts about the official record. Maybe you texted your parents but they don't remember, or the hospital didn't record the exact time, or the hospital recorded one time and your mom definitely remembers it being something else — It happens! If you're in a situation like that, let's figure it out together.
Note: I have a rectification method that relies on intuitive exchange alongside technical analysis of the chart. If it isn't your forte to see the world through the soft focus lens of intuition, you may have a hard time working with me for this specific serve. In that case, I recommend my colleague Patrick Watson.
Elections
Astrology allows us to choose (or "elect") an auspicious time for important moments and beginnings - getting married, signing a lease, throwing the party of the year, etc. If you’re looking for the right moment to do something big, let’s talk! I’ll pick out an auspicious moment or two for you to make your move, along with a full explanation on how and why this works best for you. If you are looking to launch a new business, please choose the offering directly below.
Business Launch Elections
Electing a time to launch a successful business requires much more skill, attention, and care than any other astrological election. From you as the owner, to your employees, customers, public image, and most importantly—whether or not you can turn a profit, there are many considerations to keep in mind. Select this option if you're looking for the most auspicious time to launch your business.
$300 (Session will take up to 30 minutes. Please book for between 2 weeks and 200 years in advance of the intended time range for the election.)
Sliding-Scale Astrology Session
In service to the community, I’m offering this session for those who seek guidance and insight but lack the means to book one of my other sessions. It is the same as a Natal Chart Reading in format - by which I mean a catch-all session where we can discuss whatever’s most pressing to you. We live in dark times. Let me shine a light for you.
45 minutes, pay-what-you-can. Make payment here, then schedule here.
Other
For other services, including quick one-off questions and horary readings, please head to my page on Ko-Fi. If you would like to support my work in an ongoing fashion while receiving discounts on services as well as access to exclusive writings and information on future projects, you can find that on my Patreon.
Policies:
All appointments are conducted through audio/video conferencing. You are encouraged to have webcam on but by no means required to. Recording sessions is encouraged and easier to set up if you join via computer (I will handle that part). Appointments can be rescheduled or canceled as needed, but refunds for canceled appointments are only available in cases of sudden financial hardship - just send me a note. A quiet, private environment that allows you to focus is required. (Examples of inappropriate environments include your car, the park, a café, or your living room with your partner behind you in the kitchen.) Please be on time; there are no refunds or reschedules for no-shows. 10 minutes late without notice is considered a no-show, barring exceptional circumstances (car crash, apartment almost catches fire, health crises, etc.)
Please note that I have chronic health issues and readings may need to be rescheduled relatively last-minute when I’m not feeling well, and potentially more than once during ongoing flareups. If you book a reading, you agree to be accommodating of this. In return, I am more than happy to be accommodating of your own need to reschedule last-minute for any reason. Let me know, and we'll make it work.
Schedule
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