who is ursula rising?

Okay so you know how there’s the collective idea that every gay witch with a rainbow flag and a crystal kit has about some lucky old coot who gets to live in a cottagecore dream of being on the edge of the woods in a quirky little hut with herbs and chickens and witchy stuff and basically exists as the town witch? that’s me.

Used to be this was a real thing that communities would have, the resident wise woman / shaman / sage / medicine man / weirdo / nutjob / witch / midwife / herbalist / etc etc etc. choose your cultural context and how accepted or stigmatized you want it to be. A role that someone has to take, usually whoever gets the genetic fluke of being born neuroqueer (that’s my theory anyway and I can ramble about it for you if you want). It’s the person you go to for general knowledge about stuff, someone who’s job is to be smart and insightful and know things. Divination is usually a part of the services, sometimes they know herbs and stuff, but overall it’s someone who can be relied on when you need esoteric / unusual / outside-the-norm skills, knowledge, or advice, especially when someone has to talk to spirits ‘cuz they’re half in that world already. If you get it in a small village in medieval europe, the cottagecore dream is close-ish enough. If you get it in the courtly fanciness of being a magician in service to a noble or king, that’s how you end up with Merlin or Gandalf or other wizardly stereotypes that are who the old books of astrological magic are for. We think and we know things and we do magic and divination and sometimes kick your brain back into functioning with some carefully-aimed words of wisdom.

Anyway, that’s me. I live in modern-day America not a village of a fantasy setting with elves and monsters and stuff, which is really where this archetype has its fruition nowadays. But the folks still need the wisdom. People still need someone to go to to help them know how to unknot their patterns of self-sabotage, figure out when to do important things and how to go about them, wield their magic weapons of empowered awesomeness (usually it’s a way of interacting you were told was shameful and not a glowing sword that’s your source of power but if it is a sword I can work with that too).

Astrology is just the beginning. We’ll talk about your chart, I’ll tell you how to use your assets and compensate for weak points, how to make those weak points into assets, solve conundrums of “why am I like this,” time your wedding or business launch, get you to a place of improved intuitive self-knowledge, and more.

We can talk career, we can talk love, we can talk a bunch of stuff. Usually it’s career or love, I get it, that’s normal. Freud even talked about those as the two great drives of human life. I’m paraphrasing here. There’s more on offer we get the chance to go into and also I know life well enough to know that’s what matters most often to most people.

My clientele is people who vibe with how I do things. I’m sharp, pointed, funny, insightful, a queer oddball who believes in radical self-acceptance and anti-oppressive social politics. I’ll spend ten minutes using a dick joke as an elaborate metaphor and at the end of it you’ll feel like your soul is healed. Not even overstating it. That happens in sessions. Also, I have specialties.

Chart rectification is when you need an astrologer to reverse-engineer your birth time in case you don’t have an accurate one. I do that idiosyncratically but it’s one of my main services besides natal readings. I offer elections aka using astrology to time something, whether that’s getting married, throwing a big party, starting a business, or other things of importance that have a definitive start time. Lastly if you head over to my ko-fi page there’s smaller, simpler services such as picking my brain or quick chart questions, plus horary readings (horary is just using astrology like you’d use tarot to answer an immediate question with the chart of the moment).

Services

Note: Patreon subscribers get discounts on offerings and other benefits.

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Natal Chart Reading

This is a catch-all service to take a look at your birth chart and go over whatever questions about it you might have. Yes it includes that question. “Can we talk about ____ in my reading?” As long as it’s just your chart and not someone else’s I’m looking at, yes. We can. Career stuff. Love timing. Whether it’s truly your destiny to be a stripper (sex work is work don’t hate). Deep, meaningful questions about the nature of identity and how you can avoid becoming your parents. What lies ahead. What lies behind. What lies you tell yourself and how to stop believing them. I’m funny, I know, but we get into the real shit here sometimes and I’m trauma-informed by necessity of serving clientele who’ve been though hell. Life can be happy and joyful and sometimes you gotta get through the muck to be there. I’ll light the path for you and we’ll find the way.

The notes field when you book lets you leave information about what you want to focus on, feel free and encouraged to expound on it in that section of the menu.

Please note that you need an exact birthtime (to the minute) for this reading; if that information is not available to you, please book a Rectification session first.

$175 for 60 minutes or $225 for 90 minutes

Chart Rectification

Rectification is the art and science of using astrology to reverse-engineer your birth time. Maybe your birth certificate doesn’t have a time or your parents don’t remember or you were adopted or your mom and aunt both insist on two entirely different times. Or you asked your family and they were like “it was sometime after lunch.” Memory is faulty, records can be poorly kept, the clock on the hospital wall is often inaccurate. Shit happens. If this is your situation, we can figure it out together. Just let me know what’s up and we’ll plot it out.

Note: I have a unique, idiosyncratic way of doing rectification. Some of it is highly technically, but you need to have a mind that can view the world through an intuitive lens to be able to make my rectification style work for you. You don’t have to be a professional psychic or anything but if your brain is usually on the hyper-logical train then I’m not the rectification specialist for you. In that case, I recommend my colleague Patrick Watson.

$250, 60 minutes

Electional Astrology

“Elect” is a synonym for “choose” and electional astrology is about choosing an auspicious time for important moments and beginnings - getting married, signing a lease, throwing the party of the year, etc. If you’re looking for the right moment to do something big, this is gonna give you that. I’ll pick out an auspicious moment or two for you to make your move, along with a full explanation on how and why this works best for you. If you are looking to launch a new business, please choose the offering directly below.

$225 (Session will take up to 30 minutes. Please book for between 2 weeks and 200 years in advance of the intended time range for the election.)

Business Launch Elections

Electing a time to launch a successful business is a lot more complicated than other kinds of elections. It demands a lot more skill, attention, and care because of the increased number of important factors to consider. From you as the owner, to your employees, customers, public image, and most importantly whether or not you can actually turn a profit, it’s a much more technically demanding service than other elections. Select this option instead of the previous one if you're looking for the most auspicious time to launch your business.

$300 (Session will take up to 30 minutes. Please book for between 2 weeks and 200 years in advance of the intended time range for the election.)

Sliding-Scale Astrology Session

In service to the community, I’m offering this session for those who seek guidance and insight but lack the means to book one of my other sessions. It is the same as a Natal Chart Reading in format - by which I mean a catch-all session where we can discuss whatever’s most pressing to you. We live in dark times. Let me shine a light for you.

45 minutes, pay-what-you-can. Make payment here, then schedule here.

Other

For other services, including quick one-off questions and horary readings, please head to my page on Ko-Fi. If you would like to support my work in an ongoing fashion while receiving discounts on services as well as access to exclusive writings and information on future projects, you can find that on my Patreon.

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All appointments are conducted through audio/video conferencing. You are encouraged to have webcam on but by no means required to. Recording sessions is encouraged and easier to set up if you join via computer (I will handle that part). Appointments can be rescheduled or canceled as needed, but refunds for canceled appointments are only available in cases of sudden financial hardship - just send me a note. A quiet, private environment that allows you to focus is required. (Examples of inappropriate environments include your car, the park, a café, or your living room with your partner behind you in the kitchen.) Please be on time; there are no refunds or reschedules for no-shows. 10 minutes late without notice is considered a no-show, barring exceptional circumstances (car crash, apartment almost catches fire, health crises, etc.)

Please note that I have chronic health issues and readings may need to be rescheduled relatively last-minute when I’m not feeling well, and potentially more than once during ongoing flareups. If you book a reading, you agree to be accommodating of this. In return, I am more than happy to be accommodating of your own need to reschedule last-minute for any reason. Let me know, and we'll make it work.

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